|Paparazzi photo taken of the Author circa 2011|
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(of course who wouldn't scream with
that ridiculous thing on their head?)
- “The Chapelle Show” is the bomb. Watch it as soon as you get home from the hospital.
- Don’t let them let you sleep on your stomach.
- Don’t drink and drive.
- If your daddy dude doesn’t know the joke about the Japanese atheist, you and giant mommy person may need to rethink keeping him, because that’s a great joke and you don’t want to miss out.
- Don’t spit out the pacifier too many times, because they may stop giving it to you and you don’t want that to happen. That pacifier? Brother, let me tell you, that puppy’s Nirvana…
- No matter how many times they try and give it to you, don’t eat steak for at least twelve months.
- The Beatles are timeless.
- Do not waste your time learning to speak Sumerian.
- And last, but not least, never, NEVER settle for second best!